Where have you been?

Dress: Old Navy size XL
Blue Ribbon: Michael's Crafts Store

Wow... so. Yeah. Been a while, huh? With it being the middle of summer I've been super busy with a job as a nanny and moving. Yup, we're moving from a house to an apartment and there is a lot of useless crap I didn't realize I had. OMG I am dying with all the stuff in the house ughhh. Oh and we got a new puppy too! She's a english bull dog and super adorable. No pictures though. Basically two days after we got her she had an infection and she's been gone for a week. Siiiiiiigh.

I also got a bikini for fatkini summer but I lost my camera charger. But I found it! Except I haven't been to the pool in a while. Ah well, but I will definitely try to post some pics of it.

My mini photographer

                                 Where Have You Been: Rihanna

Spring Break

Wow, I haven't uploaded anything in forever. Sorry, sorry. I just haven't been feeling it lately, but whatevs. I finally got some photos of me doing something so I figured now was a good time. I love spring break and we went to Destin, Florida, which rocked! It was cloudy for a couple days, but when it was nice, lordy lord was it nice. I'm glad I went, I thought I wasn't doing anything for this spring break. I just didn't like how early it was. I mean, beginning of March? Spring just started! The weather here has been really hot though now. It's such a sudden change and I have to change out my wardrobe soon. Don't need those sweaters anymore.

Dolphins!

Bathing Suit: Old Navy
Sunglasses: Costco

Dress: Torrid
Sunglasses: Costco

                                
                              Aberdeen: Cage the Elephant

A mile long

I've been neglectful. I admit it. I've just been so underwhelmed by my fashion lately, especially since school started again. I really need a photographer, these pictures are horrible. IDK. I'm sorry. And when I do like my outfit, I forget to take pictures, or it's really late and I look fugly. These pics are taken really late and I'm tired as hell.

HOWEVER, I did buy these thigh highs at Torrid and they are awesome! I love them to death. I get stared at by a lot of people, but it's probably because they aren't used to seeing a fat chick in thigh highs unless its porn. Well, I'm no porn star, but I felt friggin' sexy in these. LOVE THEM. These boots aren't very new, got them during Christmas, I've just never wore them in a really fashionable way. I also hemmed these shorts. I thought they were too long for me, I hate long shorts. I just don't feel right in them.

Sweater: Old Navy
Shorts: Thrifted
Boots: Torrid
Thigh Highs: Torrid
Belt: TJ Maxx

As you can see, I've cut my hair. I wanted it to be long, but it was so full of split ends I was actually scared. It's healthier now and I hope it will grow a little faster. The color has faded to a copper as well, but I'm putting off re-dying it since I think it was the color killing it. Also, sorry I look so tired, it's midnight right now.

                              Mumm-Ra: She's Got You High

Stereo Love

Jacket: Goodwill
Dress: Hand-me-down from mom
Shoes: Docs
Necklace: From mom

I look so unhappy, but I'm really just tired. Sorry, sorry. I really love this jacket, the shoulder pads give me that extra oomph and I love it because the print is so big and bold. It was only 6 bucks at Goodwill, which is a-okay with me. I like it with tighter clothes to offset the size of it. I'm in love. I've been leaving my hair down and letting it go free with it's poofiness. I like it this way, but my mom doesn't. Haha I guess she'll have to deal. Also 4 MORE DAYS 'TIL I'M 19!!

Me being a weirdo haha. I'll leave you with that.

                                Stereo Love: Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina

Crafty Christmas

Haha, I have the same expression in every photo. Ahhhh, well. I kind of forgot to post this outfit before I left for home. Finals are over (thank freaking Jesus) so now I'm home and doing nothing but lazing about and eating. I really like this shirt, it's soooo awesome. It's hard to see, but there is a pussybow on the front. It's a bit see-through, which is awesome cause it gives it a little sex appeal. The shirt is pretty shapeless so it's up to my body to give it a little curvature, which I'm happy to provide. It's a bit big so when I bend over and sit the top goes down and out comes my bra playing peekaboo. Winter has been acting really weird lately. The weather has been super warm, and being in the south, winter is usually freezing. How I'm able to wear shorts outside is kind of scaring me. I even had to take the jacket off because it got really hot. What!? It sucks, cause winter is my favorite season and I'm not even able to enjoy it. But, I guess it's not all that bad since I got to wear this shirt. This came from the the package my grandma sent. I've worn it a couple times, but never took pictures. I actually like this shirt a lot. The socks matched the flower color so I decided to let there be a little color in the outfit. Plaid + flowers = Yay!

Shirt: Gift (K-Mart)
Shorts: Thrifted
Jacket: Sears
Socks: TJ Maxx
Shoes: Payless

Birds are freaking noisy.

I love being home for the holidays. My mom has been getting very crafty since I've been away. My six year old sister had four of her friends over. It was super hectic, but we did a lot of cool stuff. I also decided to make nut milk. I spread the left over almond pulp on some apples with peanut butter and added some shredded coconut... YUM, So good! The jars with sparkles are supposed to be snow globes. My santa got unglued and is now floating about. Oh, well. I also painted my nails and did the newsprint, which turned out pretty good. I hope next time is better. I've also started bedazzling my shoes. When I'm home I turn into a crafty bitch. I also loved the chocolate sprinkle marshmellows.

YUUUUM.

                               
                                             New Years: Ohbijou

Finals Week

Dress: Thrifted
Sweater: Old Navy
Tights: Walmart
Shoes: Payless
Necklace: Gift from mom.

I have been DYING. Literally falling apart because of finals. They are the devil's work, I swear. So I haven't really been updating anything really...except Facebook. haha. Sorry for the bad quality. I have no idea where my camera went. I'm horrible to my things. I really like this outfit though. Something about it just makes me happy. I think it's the sweater and the dress combo. I never know how to wear a sweater over a dress and usually end up wearing my favorite skinny jeans, but this time it ended up working out. I really am in desperate need of a pencil skirt. DESPERATE NEED. I want a high-waist one so I can tuck my shirts into it. I also need to get some Dr. Scholls or something because I literally die in heels. DIE. I'm so bad, is there like a way I'm supposed to walk in them so they don't hurt as bad? I walk with my feet close together like I'm on a damn catwalk, which sucks cause my feet rub together. All my shoes have the inside rubbed off. Ughhhh. I suddenly become conscience of how I walk and I wonder if anyone thinks it's weird lol.

It's made of jade. I like small things of jewelry, not big, chunky things.

This collar that's coming out of the sweater is actually from this dress. This is kind of the second time I've actually worn this dress. I buy things without really thinking... that may be why I'm so poor. The weather has been really crazy, first 78 F one day and the next, 45 F. It really sucks, since winter is my favorite season and wearing layers makes me all warm and cozy inside. Plus, it's my birthday on the 26th. EEEEE gonna be 19 years old. I'm just waiting for that big 21 so I can finally do all the awesome shit...legally anyway.

This coat <3

HAIR IN THE FACE AUGH.

COAT <3

Tonight is the Night: Outasight

                       

Apple Fair

Finally got my camera charger! Yay! So now my pictures should be way better quality...still not used to taking pictures of myself though. Hopefully I can get someone to do it. Maybe.

It was really nice today. UGH SO NICE. I love fairs. Especially ones with corn mazes and ribbon fries. Yummy yum. <3

Sweater dress: Hand-me down from mom
Tights: Target
Shoes: Payless
Purse: Thrifted

No make-up? Whaaaat? I love my hair in this.

Me and my mama <3

 

I really am 6 feet. Actually 6'1"

I don't really like country, but damn could this dude's voice can get low. The skinny one with the green hat.

Yummy yum