The "fat friend"

Where have you been?

Dress: Old Navy size XL
Blue Ribbon: Michael's Crafts Store

Wow... so. Yeah. Been a while, huh? With it being the middle of summer I've been super busy with a job as a nanny and moving. Yup, we're moving from a house to an apartment and there is a lot of useless crap I didn't realize I had. OMG I am dying with all the stuff in the house ughhh. Oh and we got a new puppy too! She's a english bull dog and super adorable. No pictures though. Basically two days after we got her she had an infection and she's been gone for a week. Siiiiiiigh.

I also got a bikini for fatkini summer but I lost my camera charger. But I found it! Except I haven't been to the pool in a while. Ah well, but I will definitely try to post some pics of it.

My mini photographer

                                 Where Have You Been: Rihanna

Spring Break

Wow, I haven't uploaded anything in forever. Sorry, sorry. I just haven't been feeling it lately, but whatevs. I finally got some photos of me doing something so I figured now was a good time. I love spring break and we went to Destin, Florida, which rocked! It was cloudy for a couple days, but when it was nice, lordy lord was it nice. I'm glad I went, I thought I wasn't doing anything for this spring break. I just didn't like how early it was. I mean, beginning of March? Spring just started! The weather here has been really hot though now. It's such a sudden change and I have to change out my wardrobe soon. Don't need those sweaters anymore.

Dolphins!

Bathing Suit: Old Navy
Sunglasses: Costco

Dress: Torrid
Sunglasses: Costco

                                
                              Aberdeen: Cage the Elephant

A mile long

I've been neglectful. I admit it. I've just been so underwhelmed by my fashion lately, especially since school started again. I really need a photographer, these pictures are horrible. IDK. I'm sorry. And when I do like my outfit, I forget to take pictures, or it's really late and I look fugly. These pics are taken really late and I'm tired as hell.

HOWEVER, I did buy these thigh highs at Torrid and they are awesome! I love them to death. I get stared at by a lot of people, but it's probably because they aren't used to seeing a fat chick in thigh highs unless its porn. Well, I'm no porn star, but I felt friggin' sexy in these. LOVE THEM. These boots aren't very new, got them during Christmas, I've just never wore them in a really fashionable way. I also hemmed these shorts. I thought they were too long for me, I hate long shorts. I just don't feel right in them.

Sweater: Old Navy
Shorts: Thrifted
Boots: Torrid
Thigh Highs: Torrid
Belt: TJ Maxx

As you can see, I've cut my hair. I wanted it to be long, but it was so full of split ends I was actually scared. It's healthier now and I hope it will grow a little faster. The color has faded to a copper as well, but I'm putting off re-dying it since I think it was the color killing it. Also, sorry I look so tired, it's midnight right now.

                              Mumm-Ra: She's Got You High

New Years

I didn't get around to posting on new years, but I've been so busy. My family and I just came back from New Orleans, which was thebombdotcom. I promised myself when I went I would only eat cajun food; it was so gooood. Gumbo, jumbalya, red beans and rice, gator. Yum! The place we went to in the french market was the best. We also had beignets, the greatest things ever invented. I love their powdery goodness. We visited a lot of places like the zoo and the aquarium. Wandering around was awesome as well, but being 19 on Bourbon street kind of sucks. The swamp tour we did was pretty awesome too. I got to hold a baby alligator! Awwww. It was awesome. The only downside was I didn't get to go on a ghost tour. Maybe next time?

We were stuck here for THREE HOURS. 

Marie Laveau's grave...? The voodoo queen of New Orleans!

 

This was the bathroom!

Happy new years!!

Stereo Love

Jacket: Goodwill
Dress: Hand-me-down from mom
Shoes: Docs
Necklace: From mom

I look so unhappy, but I'm really just tired. Sorry, sorry. I really love this jacket, the shoulder pads give me that extra oomph and I love it because the print is so big and bold. It was only 6 bucks at Goodwill, which is a-okay with me. I like it with tighter clothes to offset the size of it. I'm in love. I've been leaving my hair down and letting it go free with it's poofiness. I like it this way, but my mom doesn't. Haha I guess she'll have to deal. Also 4 MORE DAYS 'TIL I'M 19!!

Me being a weirdo haha. I'll leave you with that.

                                Stereo Love: Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina

Crafty Christmas

Haha, I have the same expression in every photo. Ahhhh, well. I kind of forgot to post this outfit before I left for home. Finals are over (thank freaking Jesus) so now I'm home and doing nothing but lazing about and eating. I really like this shirt, it's soooo awesome. It's hard to see, but there is a pussybow on the front. It's a bit see-through, which is awesome cause it gives it a little sex appeal. The shirt is pretty shapeless so it's up to my body to give it a little curvature, which I'm happy to provide. It's a bit big so when I bend over and sit the top goes down and out comes my bra playing peekaboo. Winter has been acting really weird lately. The weather has been super warm, and being in the south, winter is usually freezing. How I'm able to wear shorts outside is kind of scaring me. I even had to take the jacket off because it got really hot. What!? It sucks, cause winter is my favorite season and I'm not even able to enjoy it. But, I guess it's not all that bad since I got to wear this shirt. This came from the the package my grandma sent. I've worn it a couple times, but never took pictures. I actually like this shirt a lot. The socks matched the flower color so I decided to let there be a little color in the outfit. Plaid + flowers = Yay!

Shirt: Gift (K-Mart)
Shorts: Thrifted
Jacket: Sears
Socks: TJ Maxx
Shoes: Payless

Birds are freaking noisy.

I love being home for the holidays. My mom has been getting very crafty since I've been away. My six year old sister had four of her friends over. It was super hectic, but we did a lot of cool stuff. I also decided to make nut milk. I spread the left over almond pulp on some apples with peanut butter and added some shredded coconut... YUM, So good! The jars with sparkles are supposed to be snow globes. My santa got unglued and is now floating about. Oh, well. I also painted my nails and did the newsprint, which turned out pretty good. I hope next time is better. I've also started bedazzling my shoes. When I'm home I turn into a crafty bitch. I also loved the chocolate sprinkle marshmellows.

YUUUUM.

                               
                                             New Years: Ohbijou